Thursday, June 25, 2009

Please Mr Bank Manager

I am trying to come up with ways to bribe my bank manager. So far I have thought of the following:

1. Bake cookies for Mr Bank Manager dude.
2. Do a sexy lap dance on his desk.

Not very original hey? Suggestions are welcome. You see, Hottie and I are trying to buy a house. After the last episode with the land lady and her then changing her mind not to leave her husband, I figured that it would only be a matter of time before she gets gatvol again and decides she wants her house back.

Anyhoo, Hottie and I found our perfect house and the seller accepted our offer. Now we are playing the waiting game to hear if we get a bond. The waiting is killing me.

Also pissing on my parade is the fact that I have to limit access to my blog. I am hoping that the lady and gentleman in question will soon get tired of looking for it and bugger the hell off.
Either that or I need to start another one under a complete different name. Pffffft.


Monday, June 22, 2009

Security Breach

Some people have far too much time on their hands. It came to my attention yesterday that the anonymity of my blog is in serious danger, as some persons have made it their daily agenda to find it.

Due to the fact that the content of this blog could destroy friendships and the like I am going to have to limit it's access to a certain few only.

This may be temporary but has to be done for now.

It sucks really.

Also, I haven't been blogging for a while due to some major things happening at the moment. I miss it but since being put on this project at work, I have time for nothing. Please bare with me at this stage, I will be back to my normal blogging antics soon.

If you would like to continue reading my blog, please drop me an email - squirreldw@hotmail.com and I will add your name to the list ;-)

Tay

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Tit!

I just made a complete tit of myself.... I happen to work with a few men whose minds are permanently in the gutter. Although I laugh along at some of their antics I usually watch what I am saying because they often misinterpret what I say as per the next example...

We were discussing the office light that is flickering and the one guy remarked that we should throw something at it;

LA: Throw Tay's vaseline at it.
Tay: Don't throw anything!
Men: Why do you have vaseline on your table? (Erupt with laughter)
Tay: Because it's winter and my lips are very dry
Men: your lips? WHAAAA WHAAAA WHAAAA
Tay: *Blush* you guys suck.
Men: Hysterical laughter all around.

I work with morons....

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Quick Update

Hottie and I have been evicted. Our darling land lady informed us yesterday that her and her husband are getting divorced after 9 months of marriage and well, she wants her house back. Bummer.

So as if wedding planning, lawyers and work isn't enough we now have to find another house and pack up all our shit in roughly 3 weeks. Excuse me but FUCK!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

Right then, off to house hunt I go..... *frown*